• 英語笑話 和學校相關的幾個英語笑話
    文章來源:未知 文章作者:enread 發布時間:2020-04-07 06:32 字體: [ ]  進入論壇
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    Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
     He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
     
    Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom1 is?
    Student: The guy who went out with Eve!
     
    Who is your best friend at school?
    Your princi-pal!
     
    Why did the Cyclops stop teaching2?
    Because he only had one pupil!
     
    Why was the students report card all wet?
    Because it was below C level3!
     
    What flies around the school at night?
    The alpha-bat!
     
    What is a teacher's three favorite words?
    June, July & August!
     
    James, where is your homework?
    I ate it. Why?
    You said it was a piece of cake!


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    1 atom wO1y4     
    n.原子;微粒,微量
    參考例句:
    • For many years the atom was believed to be indivisible.在過去有很多年原子一直被認為是不可分割的。
    • He could not get up an atom of sympathy for her.他對她激不出一點同情心。
    2 teaching ngEziT     
    n.教學,執教,任教,講授;(復數)教誨
    參考例句:
    • We all agree in adopting the new teaching method. 我們一致同意采取新的教學方法。
    • He created a new system of teaching foreign languages.他創造了一種新的外語教學體系。
    3 level 31Ox0     
    n.水平,水準,標準;adj.同高的,平坦的,齊平的;v.弄平,瞄準,對準
    參考例句:
    • Our level is very low.我們的水平很低。
    • The water level has been raised by 1.1 metres.水位提高了1.1米。
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